assholemobile
a vehicle that would be driven by an -sshole. particularly any large suv, driven for the sole purpose of displaying wealth and/or compensating for a tiny, tiny p-n-s. also includes lifted 4×4 vehicles that never leave the city.
-sshole (the driver) + mobile (from automobile) = -ssholemobile
person 1: check out my new escalade. i’m putting in a 6 inch lift tomorrow.
person 2: what an -ssholemobile. are you even taking it off road?
person 1: no, but it lets everyone know that i’m better than them.
person 2: you’re an -sshole.
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