Assified


to be made -ss, by something that is already -ss in state or being.
bob became -ssified when he started to hang out with that -sshole, billy.
a more apt name for personal cl-ssified ads, where the objective is clearly for limited time hooks up with a stranger.
dude, where did you find that cougar?

i was scanning the -ssifieds online yesterday. we totally hooked up last night.
when your -ss has suddenly become so huge in such a short period of time…
omigosh… over the weekend i became -ssified…

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