assking


when you ask someone for something so obnoxiously, they are forced to give you what you want.
bob: hey, can i have your xbox 360?
joe: no.
bob: please?
joe: no.
bob: please?
joe: no.
bob: dude, please!
joe: no, stop -ssking!
bob: please!!!
joe: i already told you, no!!
bob: c’mon man, please!
joe: …
bob: …
joe: …
bob: please!!
joe: fine!!! here!! take it!!!
bob: …

bob: can i have your ps3?

super hot s-xy man, who loves the -sses, and is the king there of
ill be your -ss goblin if youll be my -ss king

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