Furdong
to wrap your erect p-n-s in co-rs- sand paper, and receive oral, v-g-n-l, or -n-l s-x from your partner. once the p-n-s induced sufficient abrasions in the partner’s orifice, you then squeeze lemon juice into it. you head b-tt her in the face, and tell her to sleep on the floor. you then say, “this sucks.”
chris: hey kim, let’s furdong your -ss tonight.
kim: yes please.
chris: this sucks.
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