a parent who has lost a child.
origin: a morphed conjugate of the gender neutralized prefix for parentage “atri-” (from patri- or matri-), and the word orphan, which comes from the latin word orbus meaning “deprived of a parent or child.”
see also: widow
person: are you a parent?
atrophan: i used to be, now i’m an atrophan 🙁
person: oh man i’m sorry, how did they die?
atrophan: paragliding accident.
baebola is a highly contagious, less harmful variant of ebola that you contract when you’re intimate with your sick bae in an attempt to make them feel better. slept at erin’s last night because she wasn’t feeling too well and now i have baebola. worth it.
- banked game
when you are in a professional situation and can’t spit game at the ladies, you acc*mulate the game to be used at a later time. kevin couldn’t give out his number while recruiting at mit so he decided to use his banked game trying to pair program with her.
- bar room fine
\’bar-rum-fine\ adjective : a person that may have been fit and/or more attractive in their younger days. a decade ago, they were nearly, next top model. they may have partied or bar hopped a lot in those days, as well. the night life has turned their hour gl*ss shape, into a grandfather clock or upside […]
- bean shoot
the process of using a two disposable paper plates in a cone like shape to exponentially increase the amount of bake beans you can absorb into your face. jerry – hurry up and eat your beans dallas ; don’t want to miss gettin sendie with the boys dallas – make me a d*mn bean shoot […]