: a person that may have been fit and/or more attractive in their younger days. a decade ago, they were nearly, next top model. they may have partied or bar hopped a lot in those days, as well. the night life has turned their hour gl-ss shape, into a grandfather clock or upside down christmas tree, shape. due to the late nights & partying, they’ve settled mentally & physically; on the verge of falling off, two setups(personal 1/2 pints of liqour, cups, ice bucket) or two slices of doberge’ cake away from obesity. some can be seen at the bar, wearing heavy eye makeup, caterpillar-ish eye lashes, tight clothing; preferably shiny & easily seen in low lighting; along w/gold or blonde hair; possibly greenish purple.
note: many may have dark cirlces around their eyes, may be slim or heavy, w/or w/a “f.u.p.a.” and “cankles”.
bar room fine
bar • room • fine
- bean shoot
the process of using a two disposable paper plates in a cone like shape to exponentially increase the amount of bake beans you can absorb into your face. jerry – hurry up and eat your beans dallas ; don’t want to miss gettin sendie with the boys dallas – make me a d-mn bean shoot […]
- big hoop earrings
big hoop earring mean that the woman likes black men. and the bigger the earrings the more likely they enjoy -n-l s-x. (white guy says) –man yo, look at that b-tch she’s lookin good as h-ll dog. aw man look at those big hoop earrings she’s not interested in us. via giphy
a redneck’s bff, usually a cousin or brother. joe bob ya’ll is my billybubbins for sure.
a race of sentient potatoes, usually working in teams. considering the low amount in the wild, they are very crafty for their low numbers, recruiting humans into their clan. recruitment is done through the steam group “the bobado army.” the leader of which goes by king bobado or more likely, hatsune bobado. bullsh-t, i got […]
- bong cemetery
when you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you’ve h–rded under your sink instead of parting ways with them. me: “yeah, not sure what happened, i do my best not to put random sh-t down the sink” plumber: “random sh-t is […]