AUSOS
it stands for ‘are u stupid or something’?
dude 1: have you watched glee yesterday?
dude 2: glee? wasn’t it on friday?
dude 1: ausos?! it always airs on tuesday!
dude 2: jeez.. i am.
lol xd
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