Autoerotic Mummification
autoerotic mummification is from the showtime t.v. show, dexter (season 5). a great f-cking show, by the way. it’s when someone wraps themselves in plastic as if they were a mummy and chokes themselves while masturbating.
“autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men.”
“autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. it’s the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in j-pan.”
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