awesome-pants


typically used to decribe someone who is summed up by the word “awesome.” the converse of this is to call someone a “silly-pants.”
“i am so awesome-pants right now”
“you are such a silly-pants mister!”
a man’s undergarment that acts as a modern day cod piece, enhancing the size of the genitalia. typically thong or g-string style in bright or neon colors. this phrase is only used from the man’s perspective, as no woman actually finds these undergarments attractive.
“tonight, i’m wearing my awesome-pants.”

awesomepants.com
as awesome as not wearing pants.
“wow, the new $random_gadget is totally awesomepants!”
pants that are awesome.
gee those pants are awesome-pants.

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