b3ta
www.b3ta.com
im going to p-ss about on b3ta all day and do no work!
the greatest website to ever be made. ever. seriously.
ever.
“g-d, b3ta is great”
“i agree, now help me to b-mrape this goldfish”
somewhere to play instead of getting on with your work.
“couldn’t be bothered completing that order, but look! i photoshopped a kitten!”
kittens, penguins, polar bears, marmots, chinchillas, squirrels, rabbits, orking, spong-ing, earsocks and more kittens. need i elaborate?
i used to be productive, then i found b3ta
your only source for funny pictures
>you saw the new b3ta pics today?
>yeah the cat in a toaster was d-mn funny..
a website filled to the brim with adults with the minds of children. some of these “kidults” are quite talented artists, and should be out selling their wares, but instead waste their efforts creating a masterpiece then scribbling a giant p-n-s on it and calling everyone “gay”.
though the “b3ta mindset” is easy to slip into, it is generally a bad idea; you will end up finding humour in things most normal people have long abandoned for a more mature att-tude.
a typical discussion about an image on b3ta:
jack: “lol! a c-ck! how original!”
jill: “no it’s not”
jack: “lol! c-ck!”
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