baby giraffe syndrome
1) a ficticious man-made attempt at an ego boost.
2) the moment of: “a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity.”
dude 1: “so i was totally banging this chick, and afterwards she asked for more water. so i made her get out of bed to grab some. and, she totally fell over, had no control of her legs…”
dude 2: “dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.
dude 3: “dude, i know, it was awesome…”
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