Baby Goggles
a phenomenon where the parents of an ugly baby think their baby is adorable and no one else does.
nancy: here’s our little bundle of joy! isn’t she just the cutest thing ever?!?
lisa & kate (after one look at nancy’s ugly baby): ohhhh…! yessss….
lisa to kate: i think nancy has baby goggles – that’s got to be the ugliest baby i’ve ever seen!
when parents are blinded by affection for their newborn child. even when said child may have been truncheoned by the ugly stick.
mother: isn’t she beautiful?!
friend: wow! look at the baby on that nose. it seems like you have got a serious case a baby goggles.
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