babysitting
the art of chopping up children into tiny pieces very carefully, disemboweling them with care, and selling their organs on ebay for the low, low price of $19.95.
“babysitting is a great way to show some responsibility, always make sure your tools are sterile and out of reach for young children.”
holding the weed too long in a group smoking session
yo man, stop babysittin and p-ss the pipe.
where your girlfriend tells you she’s going when she’s really going to another guys house to f-ck
girlfriend: “hey josh i’ll be babysitting for this lady friday and sat-rday night, all night too.”
josh: “can i come and see you”
girlfriend: “no. absolutely not. the lady doesn’t want anyone else over, not even to come out front and say hi.”
when you are drinking at a party and you’ve only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.
ayy why you babysitting man let me show you how it’s done!
time people spend at other people’s houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. but it is a lucrative business and easy to get into.
girl1-i’m babysitting
girl2-haha have fun with that…
girl1-well, at least i’ll be able to buy some pot next weekend!
the nice friend who gets stuck with the sh-tty job of making sure your overly-intoxicated friend makes it home without puking all over the place or harming his or herself. often you have to hold their hair while they barf in the bathroom.
tom:”who’s going to do the babysitting for brooke; she’s drunk out of her mind.”
ryan: “aw, sh-t i’ll take care of her”
tom: “aiight the rest of us are going to go out and drink some more…”
brooke: -barf- “oh my g-d i’m soooo sh-t-faced right now”
when a person is smokin weed, drinking, or doin something else that involves sharing just sits there and continues to take multiple hits, drinks.. etc. without p-ssing it to the next person in rotation.
this action will get you inevitably punched.
babysitter: -puff puff-.. hey man did you see that chick?..-puff puff-..yea man she was hot.. -puff puff-
friend: dude what the f-ck! quit baby sitting that sh-t!
-punches leg-
babysitter: gahh what the h-ll i wasnt! that was my first hit!
friend: yea whatever just p-ss that sh-t your f-ckin up rotation!
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