Bacon Back
the act of putting crisco or another brand of vegetable shortening on someone’s back when they are sunbathing without their knowledge.
oh man, i can’t believe you bacon back’d jake. just listen to his back sizzle.
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1) expression used by men that states they can control their horniness. 1) tommy was able to make that dog sit and told that b-tch he do her up good tomorrow. 2) sarge was unable to make that little doggie sit and lost his puppy chow all over her belly.
- Baconcraft
the building of epic monuments devoted to anything using bacon (cooked or uncooked) as the lone material. (love and hate are acceptable to use while baconcrafting.) johnny: “this is my baconcraft sculpture of you” stephen: “sweet can i eat it?” johnny: “no! it also has love in it… and raw pieces”
- bacon stripping
if one neglects to get to the bathroom in time while prarie d-gg-ng (t-rd emerging from -ss pre-p–ping), the act of leaving a sh-t mark on the crotch of one’s tighty whities is called bacon stripping. you made me so late that now i am bacon stripping!
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1. to be drunk (and presumably amusing) 2. to be amused by a drunkard. 1. man, i drank a fifth of jack and now i’m totally smused. 2. watching that drunk fall down totally smused me.
- baconwurst
1. a sausage, usually a bratwurst, wrapped in bacon. 2. the most delicious thing ever ah, man. that baconwurst was so f-ckin good i gotta take a nap.