Bacon Banjo
a bacon and fried egg sandwich with a very runny yoke.
as you bite into the delicious hot bacon banjo and the runny egg bursts sending a jet of yolk shooting out of the sandwich and down the front of your clean shirt/jumper.
as an instant panic reaction you move your left hand (which is holding the leaking sandwich) out to your left holding it around shoulder height. with your spare right hand you dab franticly at the yoke running down your top trying to remove the egg before it stains.
this stance mirrors that of a banjo player strumming away.
it is possible to have virtually any kind of banjo such as sausage, mushroom, spam and not least bacon as long as the egg is present and extremely runny.
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