badger farts


badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.

due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
ralph and cindy lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a “whoof” from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them

“badger farts!” screamed ralph.

“run!” said cindy lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.

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