when you see an ex in public.
when you get with or get back with an ex.
when your ex pops up.
when you pop up to an ex.
when you answer the front door and low and behold, it’s your f-ckin ex.
when you’ve deleted all social media you’re on ebay and you have a message so you open it, only find its your ex.
kane was at a rave but was feeling uncomfortable cos it was baejavoo central.
- whistling kanye
the s-x act of farting while your girlfriend is fingering your -sshole. done correctly, the sound made is similar to that of a slide whistle. similar to the breezy yeezy or a puff diddly. i performed a whistling kanye last night, and it sounded better than anything on the life of pablo the s-x act […]
- top mommy
the dominate lesbian who gets p-ssy eaten before she eats p-ssy you mess with this b-tch she gonna make you eat her until she -rg-sms she my top mommy (l) 👅
- i never asked
usually used when someone says something stupid or asks you a dumb question you said i never asked jose: look there’s a bird jisele: i never asked
- baptist dance party
a s-xual event between two or more people. more commonly in the south. baptists abhor dancing and drinking because they believe it will lead to unmarried s-xual relations. hey dale, i heard you had a baptist dance party with jennie last night. shh, don’t tell her mother! she had to skip church this morning because […]