Bake and Bail


directly after smoking marijuana, you leave and/or go to bed. hence the term “bake” and “bail.

opposite of wake and bake.
bro 1: you think we good?
bro 2: yeah bro i’m roasted.
bro1: let me just be right back i’ll go get snacks.
bro 2: speaking of that i got a project to do!
-bro 2 leaves and goes home and p-sses the f-ck out-

tomorrow

bro 1: yo after you bake and bailed i smoked another bowl.
bro 2: why didn’t you call me?!

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