Ballbag Olympics
b-llb-g olympics is a catch-all term given to any non-s-xual game involving exposing one’s b-llb-g.
this usually involves tugging one’s b-llb-g out through the fly of one’s trousers (just the scrotal skin or one or both testes) whilst in an environment not usually -ssociated with ball sac exposure – ie. a pub, the grand national, a car park in runcorn, etc.
these “ball-games” include, but are not limited to:
– b-llb-g golf – basic golf, but the person with the worst score exposes their b-llb-g for the duration of the next hole
– touch – a game usually played whilst under the influence of alcohol in pubs or nightclubs which involves getting one’s b-llb-g out and “touching” it against an unsuspecting friend or, if you are feeling brave, stranger and having a third person take a photo. one point for each successful touch without the “touchee” noticing
– background b-llb-g – in which whenever you see someone about to take a photo, you whip out the old b-llb-g and get yourself in the background.
carl: i feel like getting wrecked tonight pagey, let’s have a couple of schlagnogs before we go out
pagey: yeah, f-ckin h-ll let’s do it, let’s get f-ckin b-llb-g olympics on t’go an ‘all!
carl: i’m gonna get me old b-llb-g out and rest it on jim’s shoulder!
pagey: i’m gonna rock down to electric avenue wi’ me b-llb-g out you, daft nignog. i’m starting b-llb-g olympics early – take a look at this b-st-rd!
carl: f-ckin ‘ell!
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