Ballscratch
a way of gently scratching a sensitive area, like the b-llsack. this is done by placing open hand, palm down, just above itchy area, then bending and extending fingers repeatedly, causing nails to softly scratch area in a downward motion, without hurting the t-st-cl-s.
a) “my nuts are sore from banging all night, and itchy ’cause i got crabs.”
b) “do the b-llscratch.”
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