Baltimore Falcon


the act of blowing multiple toxic farts at a sporting event when seated behind an annoying fan. the stench swoops down on the unsuspecting victim, who has no recourse but to leave their seat, never to return.
john: thank goodness you gave that loudmouth in front of us the baltimore falcon.

donny: yeah, he was really getting on my nerves.

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