bar guy


similar to socialite. for this guy the popularity contest never ended after high school graduation, it continues on at the bar and he sees it as an opportunity to redeem himself. his life revolves around going to the bar and playing the field. he tans too much,workouts and wears ed harty t-shirts. may or may not have money but acts like he does. he gets girls, but only because he is a high volume shooter. seems desirable from a distance, but has a very flat personality. many acquaintances few friends, spends way to much time online networking. will often hear him bragging about how drunk he was at a particular social function, but in reality (with him knowing or not) he wasn’t even that drunk, because he is a p-ssy.
she lives her life from one bar guy to the next
the guy at the gay bar wearing pink shorts
‘hey look, it’s barguy with those pink shorts’

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