Barspace
barsp-ce is the term defining the fat chick who is sitting alone at the bar just taking up sp-ce. n-body wants anything to do with her. she thinks she is s-xy, usually dressed like madonna from the 80’s. she sits and waits patiently, for she is a smart creature, and she knows how to get some action. after a while, usually right before bar closing time, she is approached by one of your totally drunk -ss friends and that is when she strikes, taking your poor buddy back to his house for a night of chubby loving fun. your friend awakes the next day with a horrified look on his face, and you being a true friend snap a picture and smile…
yeah man, my friend got so drunk last night he woke up this morning and brought home 7 foot of barsp-ce.
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