Basedowing


(verb) the act of masturbating to one of john basedow’s many infomercials of the enhancement of the abs and or b-ttex region while eating a tuna sandwich with the free hand and sitting on a silver plated d-ld- with an engravement dedicated to john basedow’s prodigy, chad martin.
i cannot believe your basedowing while tony little is delivering a speech on how to toss salad while having three d-cks in the -ss and going at the speed of light on the gizel.

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