Basement Monster


someone who never leaves their own home, specifically their room.
have you seen derek lately?

no, he’s a bas-m-nt monster man. i don’t even think he showers.
the basment of one of your friend’s that has a monster living in it. this monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the bas-m-nt. it is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.
person 1: dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at jeff’s bas-m-nt!!

person 2: the bas-m-nt monster attacks again

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