bastard moment


a ‘b-st-rd moment’ is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embar-ssing themselves. usually stoned
-its dark outside-
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the gr-ss yours?
you: -picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers- noooo its my own sick, you b-st-rd! that is a b-st-rd moment and a half!

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