Bathroom Meteorologist
a person who is an expert at hot boxing and taking h-lla bong rips in a bathroom (usually a dorm bathroom) all day, erry day. a bathroom meteorologist also forecasts bathroom weather that results from the shower being constantly turned on and off
d-mn, gavin is a f-cking great bathroom meteorologist
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