Battle Broyale
a physical, testosterone-driven conflict between a comically excessive number of bro (usually opposing bro squads), especially when the aforementioned bros are inebriated and the offense in question is either petty or even nonexistent. once this pseudo-offense occurs, a battle broyale will escalate extremely rapidly and must resolve of its own volition. it is best for bystanders to remain uninvolved and, if necessary, diverge themselves from the path of the conflict. signs of an impending battle broyale include, but are not limited to: aggressive body posture of the general bro -ssembly; the removing of any remaining polos, tap out, affliction (ect.) shirts; the bowing of chests (bare or otherwise); statements like “wtf bro?”. all bros involved in a battle broyale, inebriated as they are, will leave it believe they are clearly the victor and making claims such as, “you should see the other guy!” it is for this reason that battle broyales are a frequently reoccurring event in brodom.
as a subject: the bros b-mped shoulders and a battle broyale began forthwith.
as an object: his need to brotect derrick resulted in a colossal battle broyale.
Read Also:
- freshman list
a bl-wj-b list. a list of people you are planning on sucking when you are a freshman in high school because you feel your too young now. b-tch. “i’m making a freshman list” -olivia “suck me b-tch” – bryan “im a guy”- olivia
- lick a butthole
lick a b-tthole. to take ones mouth and lick the r-ct-m of the -n-s using the tongue and lips. like french kissing a mouth but the b-tthole does not kiss back. licking a dirty r-ct-m is also called a dirty sanchez because one can get a chocolate mustache. the b-tthole is also known as the […]
- Lickapalooza
the wet and noisy greeting ‘enjoyed’ by chihuahua owners every time they walk through the door and sit down anywhere in the house. i no sooner hit the sofa but the chihuahuas started up the lickapalooza.
- battle of the twinkies
a horrible battle in 2004 where there was a shortage of twinkies, so every woman named jemima went to the twinkie warehouse and they fought a bl–dy battle. the jemimas lost against the cleophus’s. man! i haven’t seen this much carnage since the battle of the twinkies.
- licking your postage stamp
slang term for going down on a girl. “i’m licking your postage stamp again” -jason mraz from clockwatching.