battle shower


a brisk freshening up including (but not limited to) application of perfume, quick cleaning of armpits, a change of clothes, or any other quick remedy aimed at reducing smells or sights that would indicate one’s presence in battle.
lorelai needs a battle shower to cover up the growing stench.

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