Baywatch Fuck
during s-x one must act the whole time like they are in an episode of baywatch. things to do in order to be effective at this include –
– running in slow-mo to the bed
– actually f-cking in slow mo
– stopping mids-x for a muscle posedown with a mirror
– demanding to be refered to as “the hoff” during s-x
– oiling oneself before and after s-x, and if possible during.
– sticking your d-ck far up her -ss, claiming you are probing for any nuclear devices if she complains.
– come on her face, say its good sunblock and then highlight the dangers of skin cancer
had a baywatch f-ck last nite, i just wanted to p-ss your mum off.
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