bchork!


onomatopoeic word to describe the sound of milk or some other beverage coming out your nose from attempting not to laugh.
vagrant: sir, could you spare a quarter?
citizen with latte: sorry, i don’t have any cash. (sips drink)
vagrant: so you want to do a debit?
citizen: bchork!
vagrant: are you okay? i can call an ambulance if you’ve got a quarter.
citizen: bchork!

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