dan: (hot girl walks in)d*mn! jamie i would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.
jamie: who the f*ck are you! get away from me you drunk b*st*rd!
- drawl head
a person who is constantly saying dumb things that doesn’t contribute to the conversation. brie snyder was acting like a drawl head when she accused me of something that i didn’t do.
a creepy, misogynistic loser. a “breitbart” is a white guy that fantasizes about taking america back to the 1950’s because he’s unable to admit that a woman, minority, or g*y person is cleverer and more talented than he will ever be. wow. jim managed to complain about having to be around women, blame everything on”the […]
- eskimo parents
when two guys have slept with the same girl at different times and both have impregnated that same girl. the girl does not have to carry the baby to full term for the guys to be eskimo parents. ryan: hey man she looks bored sean: lol want me to send her a d*ck pic ryan: […]
- bush survival
trying not to gag when eating out a french girl and you succeed by not puking. dude i almost died, if i was trained in bush survival.