Beard Goggles
when a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.
similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.
“wow, have you seen dave’s beard? it looks terrible, i don’t know why he won’t shave that thing.”
“it’s because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great.”
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when a man seems really attractive, simply by virtue of having a beard. usually this pertains to people who otherwise are nothing special to look at.
dude, derek anderson is so not hot. take off those beard goggles.
when you see a man with a beard, and you automatically think that person is awesome, funny, chill, or just an overall cool dude just because he has a beard.
– “aww dude, look at that guy’s beard! i bet that guy is awesome.”
– “na dude, that guys a convicted s-x offender, you’ve got beard goggles on.”
when you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.
i have some serious beard goggles for him!
like beer goggles, but with carnies.
dude, never going to the circus with beard goggles… ever.
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