Bearded Nelson


someone who attempts to grow facial hair while being physically unable to grow a complete, bushy bear-like beard, and instead sports what is best descirbed as ‘peach fuzz’.
this person is usually fairly young, and should probably wait a few years before tying to sport facial hair again.

this look us often paired with a mullet.
friend 1: hey look at that guy over there, he can’t even grow a proper beard like a real man.
friend 2: yeah that is a proper bearded nelson, mate.

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