Bearditis
when a male refuses to shave his beard to too long of a time, resulting in a m-ssive growth on the males face.
signs of bearditis can include, but are not limited to:
-birds making shelter within your beard
-women being repulsed
-sudden urge to go chop down trees and wear flannel shirts
-face feeling heavy, droopy, may even eventually fall off
-green p–p
-death (in extreme cases)
cyndee-“omg, i think shane may have bearditis.”
ciara–“yeah, me too. i heard some strange cheeping sounds coming from his beard yesterday.”
cyndee-“he better shave it soon. i feel repulsed.”
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