bearsome
a cat, often very pretty but always very mean. likes to suck people into petting her, then she bites them. a bearsome almost always has an angry look on her face, most likely because she hates the world.
that bearsome just bit me!
a threesome involving three large, husky, hairy gay men.
mike: i’m so mad, dude.
tom: why, dude?
mike: well the dudes that live above me in 3b are gay, which is totally cool, i support that. but they had a bearsome, and half way through my shows, they come crashing down into my living room all tangled up with eachother on their bed.
tom: d-mn! at least they were getting some
mike: h-ll yeah!
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