old people s-x!
when we do make the beast with two backaches, our onomatopoeia is less “ooh” and “ahh” than “crack” and “help”.
credit chris onstad
pr-nounced: beaten-outta-me 1. (noun) a psychosurgical-like mob attack upon individual persons or ent-ties inducing an inability to have a certain trait or characteristic once had prior to the attack. a psychic-bombing of the mental architecture with unsolicited implantation to the point of altercation or latency. 1.i used to care until i had a beatenotomy. 2.”until […]
if a kids a beat but is also a goon u call him a beatgoon. often used at parties. -the senior pong table- -the king playing flippy- tim- i didnt get to play with the seniors tonight. tom- dude your such a beatgoon!!!
- beaver heaver
when one is fellating another and vomits on their genitals, and then, proceeds to engage in coitus with their partner using the expelled contents as lubrication to achieve skeetdom. a) “that beaver heaver, harold, spewed his dinner in my clam and plowed me into 2012 until he skeeted. i didn’t wake up until tuesday and […]
- beaver wheels
an expression regarding girls using any type of skating device – typically roller blades, but also could refer to roller skates, skate boards or segways. aka wever beals durking drunken episodes. upon looking out the window, mike commented to to tom : dude, check out the hooters on those beaver wheels.
an act of feminism in which young women grow out their pubic hair, work up a crotch sweat, and proceed to grind a male’s face. often used by sororities as a form of ritual and empowerment. “dude, are you coming to our mixer with tpa?” “nah bro, i’m still pulling the hair out of my […]