beastimal


a house pet, generally a dog or cat, that manifests a co-rs-, brutal, filthy, or degraded nature when the owner’s back is turned, or when guests are present.
ow! your f-cking cat was hiding in my coat! give me a call when you’ve taken that beastimal to the taxidermist.

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