Beastmobile
in the same family as a mercury grand marquis or ford crownvictoria. a fat powerfull car that is capable of doing burnouts and drifts but you’d never do it in public because it’s actually quite embar-ssing to drive.
i took my grandparent’s beastmobile out for a spin today.
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i tanked up my mom’s beastmobile yesterday.. it’s like a botomless pit!
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