Beautiful Godzillas
refers to a certain type of female cyclist in new york city. hallmarks are long flowing hair, no helmet, wearing stylish footwear, a dress, jewelry. bicycles range from expensive designer “city bikes” to dutch city bikes to vintage american and english 3 speeds, most equipped with baskets or luggage racks.
etymology comes from bikesn-bnyc, the g-dzilla part is presumably due to the fact that these women are wrecking new york city.
i was riding on 8th ave, but had to jump out of the bike lane when a herd of beautiful godzillas were salmoning towards me with their shopping bags swinging all over the place.
a woman who, when opposed by circ-mstances that would most likely result in failure for most people, is able to get what she wants with very little effort due to her charm and beauty.
“i got a speeding ticket but my beautiful g-dzilla girlfriend got the cop to rip it up for me”
“i tried to break up with her but she’s such a beautiful g-dzilla that i wasn’t able to do it any more”
“i’m late for work every day and never get in trouble. i love being a beautiful g-dzilla”
“even though the concert was sold out, my beautiful g-dzilla friend some how got us front row seats”
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