Bed Friend
a friend you get to have s-x with, a s-xual friend, bootiecall
i’ll be your new bf, i make an awesome bed friend<3
bedfriend
(noun)
a person who was, at one point, a live-in boy/girlfriend who, due to one thing or another, has become an ex-boy/girlfriend. due to the recession and price of housing, this person continues to share a bed with you as it is far far cheaper than finding a place of their own.
this situation is commonly found in twenty-somethings who have split up whilst cohabiting.
this relationship dynamic rarely involves s-x, but is more comfortable than a "normal" friendship.
guy number one: hey, guy number two, how are things with your girlfriend?
guy number two: oh she's not my girlfriend any more, we're bedfriends now.
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