Bed Jinx
a bed jinx takes place when two people are in bed simultaneously and tell each other. similar to calling a jinx when two people speak the same word.
bed jinxes, are different from a traditional jinx, in the reward you receive. instead of receiving a “c-ke”, you can receive an array of rewards, ranging from a good old fashion cuddling, to a full blown hat on the door kn-b. its a very powerful jinx.
brittney – hey, whats up?
tom – just laying in bed trying to watch some tv.
brittney – haha me too!
tom – i’m calling bed jinx on that one!
brittney – what do i owe you?
tom – 😉
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