bed wrestling
slang term for engaging in intercourse
“dude, i was bed wrestling with this chick last night and her dog started to lick my -ss”
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- Beef Enchilada Facial
a dutch oven gone wrong. when someone intends to fart under the sheets and then hold their significant head under to breathe it and instead they sh-t. i tried to dutch oven my girlfriend and gave her a beef enchilada facial instead. now i need new sheets and a new girlfriend.
- Beef Steeple
a name for an erect p-n-s exemplifying distinct vertical architecture; a woody that points to the heavens. tom woke in the morning only to be embarr-ssed by his firm beef steeple protruding out of his boxers as it cast a small shadow upon his cat.
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the most ungodly t-ts imaginable, upon seeing them one denies the idea of intelligent design. picture a deflated balloon containing many small chicken bouillon cubes in place of a woman’s breast. guy 1: “yo, did you here about roger, he slept with sarah cronin last night”. guy 2: “you mean the girl with the beef-tip-t-ts?” […]
- Beefy Tits
a term made popular by the jerky boys in the 90’s. it’s a put down that describes either a fat guy with large he-t-ts or a body-builder with huge pectorals. you think you’re a tough guy, huh beefy t-ts, fruity–ss… 1 more definition add your own when a female breast consists of more muscle than […]