bedench



(noun) pr-nounced ba-dench-a.)man-made bench to sit/sleep on when your wife/significant other is upset with you.b.) garage seat to sit upon whilst chilling.c.)padded seating apparatus typically used in a garage type setting.
my wife locked me out so i guess i’m sleeping on the bedench tonight.

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