Bedroom Bisexual
someone who gets a hard on when they see a s-xy man or woman. someone who would have s-xual relations with a man or a woman. but would only date or marry someone of the opposite s-x.
someone who’s ultimate fantasy is to suck c-ck while they have s-x.
adam: dam that girl has some nice b–bs! i wanna suck on them!
rob: yeah man she is hot!
adam: dam look at that guys tight -ss! i wanna go down on him!
rob: gross dude… don’t you have a girlfriend?
adam: yeah bro i’m a bedroom bis-xual
a person who is s-xualy attracted to men and women but romanticly attracted to only members of the opposite s-x.
bill: didn’t you have s-x with jake and ashley?
ted: yes
bill: but you only dated ashley
ted: yeah i dont date guys im bedroom bis-xual
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