beautiful blossoming lady parts.
she’s got a beautiful beef flower
- bl**dy stool
bl–dy stool; often referred to as “the mans period”, or “the -ssh-l- period” is a phenomenon that happens every week. sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting sh-t faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. the bl–dy stool appears soon after he arrives […]
- blue water moment
the magical moment when you arrive early at work, and go into the still bathroom to discover you are the first occupant of the stall. he arrived at dawn, and opening toilet door, he saw to his delight, the clear blue water in the bowl, confirming he was the first occupant, and settled down to […]
beardy, pyjama wearing religious extremist,brainwashed into his belief by a video clip of some poor b-st-rd having his head sawn off. often seen toting a backpack of home made explosives. generally a quick chant of allahu akbaris the precursor to instant vaporisation of said extremist and any innocent bystander in the near vicinity. bl–dy h-ll […]
- brand evangelist
brand evangelists are customers who feel so strongly about a brand or product that they will not only recommend the brand to others, but will freely work to convince other consumers that the brand is superior to others in the marketplace. brand evangelists spread their beliefs about a brand due to a previously positive experience […]
a rotten goldfish named rotten tomato. this goldfish has 3 fins instead of 2 and 3 eyeb-lls instead of one punched thru the front to back. yesterday i flushed my buhgter down the potty hole.