beer festival


1. a festival where the promoted theme (eg. a popular brand of beer, folk singing, medieval banquet, striptease, octoberfest) is blatantly ignored, and large quant-ties of beer is drunk. and people roll about rat -rs-d, p-ssed as a newt, lit up like a christmas tree, and display a range of loud and disorderly behaviour.
i went to the (insert your favourite beer) beer fastival and had a great time!

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