BEETS
a term m-ssapequa students use as a practical joke towards one another. inducing online trauma and remorse. the shame of being “beets” ‘d promotes social dismay and depression.
yo man, i left my facebook up for one second and i got “beets” -sir sweeps
well i’ll be a monkey’s uncle. -b-ss
commonly found in a certain business park in scranton, pa (grown locally at one schrute farms), the beet is considered by many to be the mother of all vegetables. not to be eaten raw by non-beet farmers. fact- bears eat beets.
andy- (bites beet, spits out) you’re supposed to cook these, aren’t you?
dwight- (laughs) cornell. (eats beet)
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jim- fact. bears eat beets. bears. beets. battlestar galactica.
dwight- what is going on? what are you doing?
jim (aside)- last week, i saw these gl-sses on sale. $4. and it only cost $7 to create the rest of the ensemble, which adds up to… (uses calculator watch) $11.
jim- (places bobblehead on desk)
dwight (shouting) ident-ty theft is not a joke, jim! millions of families suffer every year!
jim- (stands up) michael! (walks into office)
dwight- oh, thats funny. (stands up) michael! (walks into office)
(theme song plays)
n1: a man’s package
n2: a moron or an idiot
v1: to f-ck around or slack off
n1: the boy was playing with his beet.
n2: my brother-in-law is such a beet.
v1: john spent the whole day beeting off.
the act of questioning a friend if you would hook up with a certain girl.
used in code in order to protect the true question. can be said directly in front of girl.
“beets??”
(walking through the mall, and see a decent looking girl that you need approval of) you would say…..
‘hey bro, beets?
friend
what’s goin’ on you lil’ ol’ beet?
a vegetable similar to a potato in that it is a root and carries similar qualities to potatos. the inside of this vegetable is purple with blood red juices. n-gg-r’s happen to love this vegetable very much. you have to be careful where you use the word because negros will flock to beets.
“ya’ll got them new beats by dre boy?”
“naw n-gg- but my moms got deez fresh beets from da market, gawd”
“d-mn n-gg-, i love me some beets. hand em’ ova”
the combination of two words, boot and feet, to make a new word, beet. a boot for the feet.
“i would like a pair of beets for christmas.”
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