Belt Lap


n. a painful indentation caused by a belt buckle on the waist. this usually occurs with fat people. 2.when the belt buckle is pulled away from the indented area it can cause excruciating pain for a few seconds.
fat man 1: hey man, i have some serious belt lap going on and it’s driving me crazy!

fat man 2: don’t pull it out! it’s gonna hurt like a b-tch!

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