bgm
background music.
this movie scene has an excellent bgm.
bgm stands for big gay monster(s)– gay guys with gigantic bodies and annoying female tempers. sometimes with excessive amount of caking on their faces.
d-mn..i feel really uncomfortable sitting in between these two bgm(s); i feel tons of lard descend upon me.
bands gone mainstream syndrome
bgms examples:
bob dylan
green day
kiss
metallica
my chemical romance
ozzy osbourne
red hot chili peppers
the rolling stones
ball gagged midget
the coolest thing to have when you are at a party is a bgm to bring you you drinks
bgm is an acronym which represents the phrase, “big gay monster.” big gay monsters are typically men who are h-m-s-xually oriented and obese. they have been spotted roaming most major cities of the world.
“it’s not bad that he’s gay, but his obesity is sure to soften the d-ck of a potential mate. such is the life of a bgm.”
a mike whos pleasures tend to lean on the big gay side.
yo bgm! said you’d get whacked fo’ the straw and water thang!
name of the individual with the smallest, pointiest, unattractive p-n-s on the planet. often used when comparing other p-n-s sizes.
girl 1: his p-n-s was huge! probably almost 5.04 – 10²³ of a bgm!
girl 2: whoa, that’s almost 6 inches right?
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